THE OSCARS 2026

Yes the Academy Awards can be dreadful to the cynical minded and it’s hard not to be cynical these days. Nevertheless, it’s that time of year again, so get over yourself and enjoy something ya grinch.

I made predictions some time ago which are listed below along side the actual winners. There are 24 categories, I guessed 11 right. Not great. I made more recent predictions for a competition at Matakana Cinemas and my predictions then were closer to the zeitgeist but probably still well off. Haven’t heard anything so probably not a winner.

BEST PICTURE

WINNER - One Battle After Another

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

One Battle After Another is the 18th film to win the trifecta; The Golden Globe, The Bafta and The Oscar for Best Picture of some sort. That’s no mean feat and the other films in the list actually make quite the movie marathon I have yet to make. Starting with The Best Years Of Our Lives in 1946, films like Bridge On The River Kwai, Ben-Hur, Lawrence Of Arabia, followed in this tradition. Schindler’s List, Gladiator, 12 Years A Slave and Oppenheimer are scattered in there too. Big hitters. Memorable films. Arguably of course.

BEST ACTOR

WINNER - Michael B. Jordan

PREDICTION - Timothee Chalamet

I was surprised Chalamet didn’t win. But to be honest, I am glad he didn’t. His ego needs a check. But I was even more surprised Michael B. Jordan won, never thought of his performance as Oscar worthy. I also didn’t think Leo made an Oscar worthy performance. Never saw Blue Moon but I wish Ethan Hawke won it just because lol.

BEST ACTRESS

WINNER - Jessie Buckley

PREDICTION - Kate Hudson

I thought there maybe an upset but who was I kidding. I feel sorry for anyone else up against Jessie.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

WINNER - Amy Madigan

PREDICTION - Teyana Taylor

This was just who I wanted to win, I knew they wouldn't. Surprised about Amy Madigan though, I was leaning to Inga or Wunmi.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

WINNER - Sean Penn

PREDICTION - Sean Penn

He had to win this, there was no one else that came close. Who cares if he doesn’t care about turning up to accept it?

BEST DIRECTOR

WINNER - Paul Thomas Anderson

PREDICTION - Paul Thomas Anderson

This is not my favourite Paul Thomas Anderson film, or even in my top 3 of his films, but it was a film where Paul Thomas Anderson’s directing talents absolutely shined through. I’ve seen it 3 times at the cinema because that is where it needs to be seen, and heard for that matter.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

WINNER - One Battle After Another

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

It had to be.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

WINNER - Sinners

PREDICTION - Sinners

I didn’t want it to but I knew it would. Marty Supreme is what I would have preferred.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

WINNER - Golden - Kpop Demon Hunters

PREDICTION - Golden - Kpop Demon Hunters

Never heard it but I have heard the hype.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

WINNER - Ludwig Gorransson - Sinners

PREDICTION - Jonny Greenwood - One Battle After Another

Jonny Greenwood was robbed.

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

WINNER - Sentimental Value

PREDICTION - Sentimental Value

I wanted Sirat to win.

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

WINNER - Kpop Demon Hunters

PREDICTION - Kpop Demon Hunters

Never seen but have once again heard the hype.

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

WINNER - Mr Nobody Against Putin

PREDICTION - *No Prediction*

Saw none of the documentaries.

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

WINNER - Frankenstein

PREDICTION - Sinners

Wasn’t a fan of Frankenstein, let alone Sinners.

BEST MAKE-UP & HAIR DESIGN

WINNER - Frankenstein

PREDICTION - Sinners

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

WINNER - Frankenstein

PREDICTION - Sinners

BEST SOUND

WINNER - F1

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

I agree with the winner on this one.

BEST FILM EDITING

WINNER - One Battle After Another

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

I concur. Do you concur?

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

WINNER - Sinners

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

Sigh.

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

WINNER - Avatar: Fire & Ash

PREDICTION - Avatar: Fire & Ash

I think everyone would agree with this.

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT

WINNER - The Singers

PREDICTION - *No Prediction*

BEST ANIMATED SHORT

WINNER - The Girl Who Cried Pearls

PREDICTION - *No Prediction*

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

WINNER - All The Empty Rooms

PREDICTION - *No Prediction*

BEST CASTING

WINNER - One Battle After Another

PREDICTION - One Battle After Another

I mean, come on, what a cast!

So there it is, another year done.

I should have a marathon of all the winning films but I don’t……yet!

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